Showing posts with label foolery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label foolery. Show all posts

Tuesday

Bow wow gets emotional and shady - takes to blogs with horrible spelling



Previously Bow Wow had been pretty angry after pictures that were alleged to be his daughter showed up online. Part of the reason Bow Weezy was so angry was because he hadn't publicly acknowledged the baby yet. Well now he has and throws a little shade on his baby mama to boot...

Monday

Ms Kenya Moore...RUDE!



In a recent interview Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kenya Moore insisted bad editing was to blame for her coming off as a mean girl on the show.

Well that's not what I heard. According to an old frienemy of Kenya's her mean girl days go all the way back to high school...


Sunday

Porsha Stewart (Civil rights activist grand-daughter) was a video vixen

    

Porsha Stewart may come off like a pampered princess on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but insiders say in her other life Porsha was a video vixen on the local Atlanta hip hop scene...Well, like all celebrity children, they all end up doing dirty work.

Sources tell Straight from the A 



"HOT TEA!! Miss Porsha sure came up since her days as a video hoe in the TRILLVILLE VIDEO!! I knew I remembered that gold digging tramp from somewhere. She was on a mission!!"

 

Watch the video here:

Thursday

Hot women who auctioned their virginity


Every so often we get amazed by girls with amazing ASSets and wonder why they go so far as to auction their virginity. Recession, thrill, hoe or just for the excitement of knowing you can? Guys wish they could, girls do it. Here are the top 7 women who decide to go down for guap. 


Sunday

Kenya Moore (Miss USA 93) takes shots at Cynthia Bailey #RHOA

 



Kenya Moore didn’t waste much time stirring up drama during the fifth season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Moore, who was allegedly hired to be the new troublemaker on the show, took aim at Cynthia Bailey Sunday night. In the season premiere, Bailey held a JET Magazine model audition at her modeling agency to pick a ‘Beauty of the Week.’ Bailey and Moore were judges at the event. But things quickly went sour when Moore was extremely rude to the auditioning models. As the candidates walked the runway, Moore said to one model: “I’m not trying to be a mean girl. But why are you here?” To another: “That’s a man. … I’m serious. I was looking for an Adam’s apple.”
Instead of Bailey checking Moore for her rude behavior, her assistant tried to put the former Miss USA in her place.

Students become ghetto on campus


College has resumed and once again it's time for the ratchet kids to come out and play.. on campus...Y

Latest trend - Rapper Kisses another man in video




Listen up let me say something now, because i know i'll be quoted later:

Gay/homosexuality will become very mainstream and integrated into every day American life, there will be a gay president, gy hip hop artists etc and each one will come out and every one will support them as "loving themselves " and not "hiding their expressions" and being true to their "art" etc. So many rappers will come out and join the fad, soon, being straight will be "old school" it will be gay, experimental or simply bisexual , that is the norm now it is only hidden. And black folks as usual get on the bandwagon of 'everything' from skinny jeans, to grills, to sagging to OBEY hats, to mohawks so let's see how this one plays out: Frank Ocean is the latest one. 

Wednesday

America's Next Top Model Cycle 12 Aminat poses for cheap photoshoot



This (was) is Aminat from Cycle 12 ANTM with barely passable pictures in her cycle. So far she went on to:



I had a good laugh looking at this nonsense. Why does the male have chalk on his head? Why is he even in the shoot?  The jeans are off key and are not in place with the model. She looks cheaper than the shoot already made her look with the boy in that background. The chalk in his hand? Tacky ?? Who was the photographer? A wedding photographer? A student photographer in his freshman year? Someone's just bought a new sidekick phone?

So she went to ANTM to do this. That's a shame and waste of her life. The other contestants have gone on to do campaigns and book contracts with Abercrombie, H&M, and a host of other top jobs. Helping out your native magazine is okay, looking tacky with it, shame.




Susan Says:


She has good height and body, but the face resembles that of a platypus. She will not make it to Europe at all. If luck happens to come her way, it’ll be commercial work in different cities in America. I doubt NYC will accept her. The elite commercial market in NYC has high standards for how one should look.
Aminat will be stuck doing underground print work. She won’t book runway often because of her face. When a model walks down the runway, her face has to be elegant (as in “European fashion” elegant). Hers is more suitable for hip-hop modeling. She should stick to that. Now, if she looked like Sandra, then she would be shipped to Paris immediately.

Sunday

Fuckery - Ghetto Louis Vuitton "ERRYTHANG"


Word is... that's a ratchet African who left US to show out in his home country.. Everything Louis Vuitton, even the collar of his shirt..

Friday

Fuckery - "tity" boi ft Yo gotti

This is the nonsense corrupting young open minds. I was at the train station and this young 16 year old lad (boy) came up to me and started a convo, well he ended up sitting next to me and asking me all sorts of questions. AND had this song playing so i looked it up when i came back -  it was is -AwFUL


Check out commentary from : Today's Bad Song


Prepare yourself... for laughter!   (video NSFW!   You've been warned.)

 I haven't seen a video this low rent since Chalie Boy - I Look Good.  They have ONE unopened liquor bottle, a bunch of average looking women in tight dresses, and a car that they dance near.  

Enjoy the lyrics folks, painfully transcribed.

Let's start at the chorus:

"I just call her boo
I don't know her whole name
keep it on the low mane
all we eat is lo mein
Came from the block
now i got a whole thang
and you better put a lowjack on your hoe mane"

So you're having sex with a girl whose name you do not know?  Brilliant!  I think the low mane/lo mein wins an award for laziest rhyme of the year. 

I hate the title "boo."  Adults who use this to refer to another person need to grow up.  It's so infantile,(swaggadocious) and indicative of a child like (real n*gga)mindset.

"I just call her boo
I think her name is Shana
What I really know about a girl that drive da Honda
I just call her boo
Think her name is Esha
Might be Tasha
Might even be Keesha
All I really know her baby daddy want a feature
And when she ran up on me she d*mn near had a seizure
See I just call her boo
Think her name is Anna
Met her in Miami
Said she from Atlanta
I just call her boo
And she fi'in to scoop
And she like to drink and like to smoke my reefer too
See I just call her boo 
Think her name was Tanya 
I know she from Decatur 
She got a stupid onion"

The intelligence level drops further and further.  Gah, what is this stupidity.  They lyrics are bad, and the delivery is worse. 

Young Gotti chimes in next:
"Shawty stupid dumb thick I just call her red
Now that I think about it maybe I should call her head
She got that super fie
I can't even lie
She like a water park
She ain't never dry
And I just call her babe
And she just call me Gotti
Ain't no relationship
We just f*ckin' sharp
She got her own bread
Shawty scoop me in a drop
Her momma on some day curls
Her brother got them blocks
And she a college girl
Sophmore
I hit her in the dorm
On the hard floor
She got her sh*t together
So I respect her more
So if she ask me for some money she is not a whore"

You should call her head?  What respect your show your partners!  You gotta love the fact that she's not a whore because she's in college and asking for money.  Awful, awful, awful.   

Let's see where Tity Boi ends so we can all get out of here. 

"I hate lame n*ggas so this a hate crime
Rich n*gga should of (unintelligible) on the bank sign
Got a glock 40 on my waist line
Just bought a new crib by the lakeside
What is life? Life is love and I love my girl.
So if life a b*tch then I'm tryin' a f*ck the world
Yeah I'm f*ckin' girl, you ain't gotta go back
Call and tell 'em that your p*ssy got kidnapped
And she layin' with her forehead on my sixpack
Yeah we got somethin' in common we like big stacks
Yeah I know her name, but I like to call her boo
You shoulda put a trip on her so she wouldn't move"

I have no words.  This is amateur hour, low grade crap.  In it's debut week on Billboard, this song is sitting at number 91.  People are listening to this crap.  Now that you know the lyrics, now that you know how awful it is, please turn it off when it comes on.  The less they play it, the easier it is to avoid on the radio.

Tuesday

goofy Fuckery - Courtesy Pharell



SMH.. Pharrell...why are you always the awkward one... Is it just me or do they seem not to have a clue who he is?

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